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Starfleet Academy

• History 162: The Earth-Romulan War

  • Chapter 1: Introduction
  • Chapter 2: History and Background
  • Chapter 3: Collision Course
  • Chapter 4: In the Iron Triangle
  • Chapter 5: The Home Front
  • Chapter 6: Wartime Advancements
  • Chapter 7: On the Offensive
  • Chapter 8: Forcing a Truce
  • Chapter 9: Founding the Federation
  • Appendix
  • The Declaration of War
  • The Treaty of Peace
  • Developing the Matter/Antimatter Drive
  • Gamma Hydra System Ion Storm
  • Archer-Class and Curran-Class Patrol Cruisers
  • After Action Reports: Battle of Hell’s Gate - Task Force 25
  • After Action Reports: Battle of Cheron - Task Force 40
  • Ships of the United Earth Stellar Navy, 2152-2161

• Engineering 107: Basic Warp Theory

  • Chapter 1: Real Physics and FTL Travel
  • Chapter 2: Hypothetical FTL Concepts
  • Chapter 3: Subspace
  • Chapter 4: History of Warp Propulsion
  • Chapter 5: Warp Technology
  • Chapter 6: Warp Speed Measurement
  • Chapter 7: Appendix

• Command 419: Fleet Asset Management I

  • Scenario 1: Sector Alpha
    • Sample Answer: Sector Alpha
  • Scenario 2: Sector Beta
    • Sample Answer: Sector Beta
  • Scenario 3: Sector Gamma
    • Sample Answer: Sector Gamma
    • Sample Answer: Sector Gamma Extras
  • Scenario 4: Dorza Sector
    • Sample Answer: Dorza Sector
  • Scenario 5: Sobchak Sector
    • Sample Answer: Sobchak Sector

• Command 420: Fleet Asset Management II

  • Scenario 1: Sector Redux
  • Scenario 2: Sector Epsilon
  • Scenario 3, Part I: Sector Zeta (TOS Era)
  • Scenario 3, Part II: Sector Zeta (Movie Era)
  • Scenario 4, Part I: Sector Eta (pre-TNG Era)
  • Scenario 4, Part II: Sector Eta (TNG/DS9 Era)

• History 185: The Dominion War

  • Battle of Deep Space Nine
  • Operation Return
  • First Battle of Chin’toka
  • Second Battle of Chin’toka
  • Battle of Cardassia

• Anthropology 114A: Cultural Symbols and Symbolism

• Literature 215: Short Stories - Fantasy

  • The Third Order: A Tale of the Cardassian Military
  • The Third Order: Unwanted Reunion
  • The Third Order: The Art of War
  • The Third Order: The Conventions of War
  • The Third Order: Silent Wrath
  • The Third Order: Once More Unto the Breach
  • The Third Order: Changing Times
  • The Third Order: A Dish Best Served Cold
  • The Third Order: The Relentless War
  • The Third Order: The Tides of Fortune
  • The Third Order: Warfare Concealed
  • An Empire to Build: The Final Contingency
  • An Empire to Build: The River of Blood
  • An Empire to Build: Getting to Know the Enemy
  • An Empire to Build: Whisperings of Annihilation
  • An Empire to Build: Do Unto Others
  • An Empire to Build: Eyes and Ears
  • The Dominion-Borg War
  • Voyager: Mirror Universe
  • Star Trek: First Conflict

• Literature 329: The One-Hour Television Drama

• Anthropology 123: Written Languages

• Cosmology 247: Introduction to Temporal Mechanics

  • Important Terms
  • Time Travel Incidents
    • USS Enterprise (NCC-1701)
    • USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-D)
    • USS Enterprise (NCC-1701-E)
    • USS Defiant (NX-74205)
    • USS Voyager (NCC-74656)
  • Assignments

• Engineering 102A: Starship Recognition Protocols

• Engineering 102B: Basic Starship Design

• History 316: Interstellar Law and Treaties

  • United Federation of Planets Uniform Code of Military Justice
  • Starfleet General Orders
  • The Earth-Romulan War: The Treaty of Peace
  • The Organian Peace Treaty
  • Documents of Surrender: Cardassian Union
  • Documents of Surrender: Dominion
  • Convention on the Prohibition of Subspace Weapons

• Language 144: Ancient Greek

• Sociology 222: Contemporary Ferengi Society

The Subspace Cafe

• The New, Improved Subspace Cafe (2004-02-12)
• The Long Road Cut Short? (2004-02-12)
• Thoughts on Chapterhouse: Dune (2004-02-13)
• Firefly: Quality and Ratings (2004-02-15)
• Enterprise: Parallels in History (2004-02-17)
• The Used and Abused Vulcans (2004-02-24)
• Conflict and Consequences (2004-02-26)
• Firefly Flies Again (2004-03-13)
• That Awful, Wonderful Finale (2004-03-16)
• Conflict and Consequences, Redux (2004-03-23)
• We Waited Six Weeks for This? (2004-04-26)
• The Wheel Turns ‘Round (2004-04-28)
• The Spirit of Contact (2004-06-16)
• The Xindi Arc: A Season Reviewed (2004-06-21)
• Those Damn Space Nazis (2004-06-25)
• More Musings on a Series Finale (2004-07-02)
• What’s New for The Subspace Cafe (2004-07-05)
• Stargate SG-1: An Undiscovered Gem (2004-07-07)
• A Historian’s Rant (2004-07-08)
• What Makes Trek Great (2004-07-10)
• That Temporal Cold War Thingie (2004-07-14)
• CGT: Computer-Generated Trek (2004-07-25)
• Atlantis Rises to the Occasion (2004-07-26)
• Happy Days are Here Again? (2004-08-26)
• There’s Still Hope! (2005-03-11)
• The Cycle of History (2005-03-22)
• Answers... and Yet More Questions (2005-04-04)
• Expanding the Cafe (2005-04-13)
• You've Gotta Be Kidding Me! (2005-04-13)
• Farewell, Friend... (2005-04-16)
• Now I’ve Seen it All... (2005-05-04)
• A Geek’s Dilemma (2005-05-07)
• Anti-Typecasting (2005-05-23)
• Holy... Frikkin’... Cow! (2005-05-27)
• Lost and Found, Part I (2007-08-03)
• Lost and Found, Part II (2007-08-04)
• I’m Getting Sick of HD (2007-08-20)
• You Know You Watch Too Much Sci-Fi When... (2007-10-01)
• Like Some Kind of Geek God (2007-10-03)
• Off the Grid (2007-10-11)
• Doctors Make the Worst Patients (2007-10-25)
• Insomnia (2007-10-27)
• Genuine Disadvantage (2007-11-01)
• Brooklyn Accents in the Most Unlikely Places (2007-11-07)
• Product Placement and Plot Devices (2007-12-05)
• New Toy (2008-03-14)
• 1999 Called... (2008-03-23)
• Won't Get Fooled Again? (2008-03-31)
• Better Than CGI (2008-07-17)
• Ego Maintenance (2008-07-18)
• Advertising Your Fandom (2008-07-21)
• Sneak Preview (2008-07-21)
• Say “Nyet” to Spam! (2008-08-14)
• National Pride (2008-11-05)
• Déjà Vu (2008-11-06)
• Realizations (2008-11-14)
• iPhone Feng Shui (2008-11-20)
• Right for the Wrong Reasons (2009-03-02)
• I’m Sold (2009-03-06)
• Prophecies (2009-03-15)
• I Hate the Sci Fi Channel (2009-03-18)
• Back in the Saddle (2009-04-19)
• A Part of Me Rages (2009-05-08)
• Really Dumb Favorites (2009-07-06)
• Two News Bits (2010-03-16)
• Supreme Irony (2010-03-31)
• Holding the Future in My Hands (2010-04-07)
• A New Friend (2011-05-28)
• It's All About People (2011-10-06)
• Twenty Years Ago, I Almost Became a “Star Trek” Fan (2013-01-03)
• The Best DS9 Episodes You've Overlooked (2013-03-02)
• Optimism (2013-04-23)
• Getting Philosophical (2013-05-17)

The Humor Archive

• Introduction to The Voyager Coronary

  • Chapter 1: “The Coronary Pilot”
  • Chapter 2: “Warbirds and Warp Particles”
  • Chapter 3: “The Dawn of Sweeps Month”
  • Chapter 4: “Foul-Ups, Flogging, and Folgers”
  • Chapter 5: “The Real Year of Hell, Part I”
  • Chapter 6: “The Real Year of Hell, Part II”
  • Chapter 7: “Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror, Mirror”
  • Chapter 8: “Janeway Dearest”
  • Chapter 9: “Chuckles in Charge”
  • Chapter 10: “Sweet Child of Mine? Or His?? Or His???”
  • Chapter 11: “Papa Doc”
  • Chapter 12: “To Hell With the Hirogen”
  • Chapter 13: “B’Elanna, B’Elanna, B’Elanna”
  • Chapter 14: “It’s a Wonderful Life... Without Seven of Nine”
  • Chapter 15: “Why, oh Why? Why, Y2K, Why?”
  • Chapter 16: “Is that Egg on Janeway’s Face?”
  • Chapter 17: “The Trial of Captain Janeway”
  • Chapter 18: “Who Shot Janeway???”
  • Chapter 19: “Bizarre Love Triangle”
  • Chapter 20: “Hologram Hooligans”
  • Chapter 21: “Our Very Own Titanic”
  • Chapter 22: “Tinker, Timeless, Threshold, Tuba”
  • Chapter 23: “The Barge of the Brain Dead”
  • Chapter 24: “The Wrath of Khan... and The Rock... and Naomi Wildman”
  • Chapter 25: “Kes-Mania: The Biggest Promo Since ‘Tsunkatse’”
  • Chapter 26: “The Bloodflowers of the Delta Quadrant”
  • Chapter 27: “Alpha Quadrant— Next Ten Exits”
  • Chapter 28: “Hi Honey, I’m Home!”
  • Chapter 29: “It’s the Kazon! Oh crap crap crap crap!”
  • Chapter 30: “Welcome to Seska’s Un-Fair Haven”
  • Chapter 31: “The Undiscovered Hippie Dimension”
  • Chapter 32: “Celebrity Death Match— Khan vs. Nixon!”
  • Chapter 33: “Just Your Basic Scorpion-Equinox Cliffhanger”
  • Chapter 34: “The Ultimate Cliffhanger Conclusion”
  • Chapter 35: “The Cherry-Flavored Salvation!”
  • Chapter 36: “The New and Improved, Lemon-Scented Borg Queen”
  • Chapter 37: “Get Your Hands off My Maquis!”
  • Chapter 38: “The Final Legion of Doom Battle (No Really, We Mean It!), Part I”
  • Chapter 39: “The Final Chapter”
  • Chapter 40: “The Undoing of the Final Chapter!”
  • Chapter 39: “The Lost Episodes”
  • Chapter 40: “The Sulu Excelsior Campaign”
  • Chapter 41: “The Holier-than-Thou Seven of Nine”
  • Chapter 42: “Where the Kisses are Hers and Hers and His”
  • Chapter 43: “The Pinky Swear of Death”
  • Chapter 44: “Now That’s What I Call Fury!”
  • Chapter 45: “Time and Again... And Again... And Again... And Again...”
  • Chapter 46: “The Best of Both Coronaries, Part I”
  • Chapter 47: “The Best of Both Coronaries, Part II”
  • The Voyager Coronary: The Slow-Motion Picture, Part I
  • The Voyager Coronary: The Slow-Motion Picture, Part II
  • The Voyager Coronary: The Slow-Motion Picture, Part III
  • The Voyager Coronary: The Slow-Motion Picture, Part IV
  • The Voyager Coronary II: The Wrath of Chakotay, Part I
  • The Voyager Coronary II: The Wrath of Chakotay, Part II
  • The Voyager Coronary III: The Search for Cureboy, Part I
  • The Voyager Coronary III: The Search for Cureboy, Part II
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 1: “Jetrel’s Learning Curve”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 2: “The 37’s Projections”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 3: “The Twisted Elogium”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 4: “Moron Maneuvers”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 5: “Unizero Matrix, Part I”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 6: “Dreadnought vs. Juggernaut!”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 7: “The Q Threshold”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 8: “Deadbolt”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 9: “Unizero Matrix, Part II”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 10: “Basics Training”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 11: “Pray for the Prey”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 12: “The Killing Game of Scrabble”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 13: “The Dreaded B’Elanna Depression Arc”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 14: “The Imperfection Repression”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 15: “Someone to Watch Over My Coda”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 16: “Shattered. Scattered. and Splattered”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 17: “Joe Carey— The Real Living Witness”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 18: “The Lineage-Repentance Combo”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 19: “The False Profit Prophecy”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 20: “The Night of the Living Void”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 21: “The Year of Chell”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 22: “May the Workforce Be With You”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 23: “Little House on the Dark Frontier”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 24: “Flesh and Blood and Those Bloody Holograms”
  • Janeway’s Therapy, Chapter 25: “All Good Therapies...”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 1: “Raiders of the Plot Arc”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 2: “Hope and Fear... and Morons”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 3: “The Year of Swell”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 4: “The Battle of the CGI Starships”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 5: “The Afterbirth of the Federation”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 6: “The Best of Both Borg Queens”
  • The Final Thrombosis, Chapter 7: “Game Over”
  • “Voyager: Bummer Central”
  • “A Very Voyager Christmas”
  • “The Borg-less Episode”
  • “The Alpha Quadrant Episode”
  • “Consistency Crises”
  • “The Endgame to End All Endgames”
  • Star Trek X-10-Ten: The Rise of Janeway

• Introduction to Star Trek: Series ?

  • Episode 1: “When Tribbles Attack, Part I”
  • Episode 2: “When Tribbles Attack, Part II”
  • Episode 3: “When Tribbles Attack, Part III”
  • Episode 4: “When Tribbles Attack, Part IV”
  • Episode 5: “Whose Series Is It, Anyway?”
  • Episode 6: “A Recruiting We Will Go, Part I”
  • Episode 7: “A Recruiting We Will Go, Part II”
  • Episode 8: “A Recruiting We Will Go, Part III”
  • Episode 9: “The Beautiful Candy-Like Button”
  • Episode 10: “2D, Or Not 2D?”
  • Episode 11: “The Haunting of the Deck the Brig is On”
  • Episode 12: “Who Wants to Be Politically Incorrect?”
  • Episode 13: “In the Shadow of Earth”
  • Episode 14: “Untitled”
  • Episode 15: “Send in the Braxtons!”
  • Episode 16: “A Dish Best Served Stale...”
  • Episode 17: “Buttons and Blithering Buffoons, Part I”
  • Episode 18: “Buttons and Blithering Buffoons, Part II”
  • Episode 19: “A Pair O’ Docs, Part I”
  • Episode 20: “A Pair O’ Docs, Part II”
  • Episode 21: “Dax Evasion, Part I”
  • Episode 22: “Dax Evasion, Part II”
  • Episode 23: “The Great Recap”
  • Episode 24: “The Fire In Which We Burn, Part I”
  • Episode 25: “The Fire In Which We Burn, Part II”
  • Episode 26: “The Fire In Which We Burn, Part III”
  • Episode 27: “The Charge of the Fire Brigade”
  • Episode 28: “The Episodes of Heck, Part I”
  • Episode 29: “The Episodes of Heck, Part II”
  • Episode 30: “The Episodes of Heck, Part III”
  • Episode 31: “Treachery, Faith, and the Great Machine”
  • Episode 32: “The Best of Both First Contacts, Part I”
  • Episode 33: “The Best of Both First Contacts, Part II”
  • Episode 34: “The Al-ternative Factor”
  • Episode 35: “The Long Arne of the Law”
  • Episode 36: “The Mighty Winn”
  • Episode 37: “Reflective Surface, Reflective Surface”
  • Episode 38: “The Search for Hawk”
  • Episode 39: “A Whale of a Time”
  • Episode 40: “Free Game”
  • Episode 41: “I Genics? No, Eugenics!”
  • Episode 42: “No, You Can’t! Yes, I Khan!”
  • Episode 43: “We, Evil Braxton”
  • Episode 44: “For the World is Holo and I Have Touched the Sky”
  • Episode 45: “Barcode”
  • Episode 46: “Silicon Valley Avatar”
  • Episode 47: “Fortyseventhspace, Part I”
  • Episode 48: “Fortyseventhspace, Part II”
  • Episode 49: “Who Mourns for Evil Braxton?”
  • Episode 50: “Right on Q”
  • Episode 51: “Recap II: The Recap of Khan”
  • Episode 52: “No Fate...”
  • Episode 53: “...But What We Make”
  • Episode 54: “There Are Four Lights of Zetar!”
  • Episode 55: “Double-Click on the Iconians”
  • Episode 56: “Way Out With Weyoun”
  • Episode 57: “Clotho”
  • Episode 58: “Lachesis”
  • Episode 59: “Atropos”
  • Episode 60: “It’s About Time!”
  • Episode 61: “sdrawroF dna sdrawkcaB”
  • Episode 62: “Everything is Shipshape”
  • Episode 63: “Yggdrasil, Part I”
  • Episode 64: “Yggdrasil, Part II”
  • Episode 65: “Take Me Out to the Holomatrix”
  • Episode 66: “A Wolf 359 in Sheep’s Clothing”
  • Episode 67: “Enter: Enterprise, Part I”
  • Episode 68: “Enter: Enterprise, Part II”
  • Episode 69: “Villain Worship”
  • Episode 70: “Tuesday”
  • Episode 71: “Harvey²”
  • Episode 72: “That’s Just Prime”
  • Episode 73: “Yesterday’s Relativity”
  • Episode 74: “Never Ask About Nimbus III!!!”
  • Episode 75: “The Grapes of Wrath of Khan”
  • Episode 76: “No Big LoSSS”
  • Episode 77: “Recap III: The Search For Recap”
  • Episode 78: “In Like a Lion”
  • Episode 79: “Out Like a Lamb”
  • Episode 80: “The Federation Strikes Back”
  • Episode 81: “Never Talk to Rangers”
  • Episode 82: “Satan’s Robot Conquers the Alpha Quadrant”
  • Episode 83: “When on Romulus...”
  • Episode 84: “Tuvok and Roll”
  • Episode 85: “Year of Frell”
  • Episode 86: “Losers, Guns, and Money, Part I”
  • Episode 87: “Losers, Guns, and Money, Part II”
  • Episode 88: “Seeing Red, Part I”
  • Episode 89: “Seeing Red, Part II”
  • Episode 90: “May I Borrow a Cup of Flower?”
  • Episode 91: “Home Again”
  • Episode 92: “Desperate Times, Part I”
  • Episode 93: “Desperate Times, Part II”
  • Episode 94: “Smorgasborg”
  • Episode 95: “By Inferno’s Pale Moonlight”
  • Episode 96: “Best Case Scenario”
  • Episode 97: “Loose Ends”
  • Episode 98: “The Episode of No Return”
  • Episode 99: “The Final Excelsior Battle (Really), Part I”
  • Episode 100: “The Final Excelsior Battle (Really), Part II”
  • Episode 101: “Recap IV: The Recap Home”
  • Episode 102: “The Road to Hell”
  • Episode 103: “Hell on Earth”
  • Episode 104: “Tempus Fugit”
  • The Undiscovered Continuity, Part I: “Some Assembly Required”
  • The Undiscovered Continuity, Part II: “Daniels Ex Machina”
  • The Undiscovered Continuity, Part III: “The Wrath of... Nah, Too Easy”
  • The Undiscovered Continuity, Part IV: “Unfair Trade”
  • The Undiscovered Continuity, Part V: “Powderkeg”
  • Episode 105: “Adrasteia, Part I”
  • Episode 106: “Adrasteia, Part II”
  • Episode 107: “Adrasteia, Part III”
  • Episode 108: “The Changing Face of Idiocy, Part I”
  • Episode 109: “The Changing Face of Idiocy, Part II”
  • Episode 110: “The Changing Face of Idiocy, Part III”
  • Episode 111: “The Changing Face of Idiocy, Part IV”
  • Episode 112: “Bride of Galvatron, Part I”
  • Episode 113: “Bride of Galvatron, Part II”
  • Episode 114: “S10K, Part I”
  • Episode 115: “S10K, Part II”
  • Episode 116: “Next Verse, Same as the First”
  • Episode 117: “Yar is Pirate Talk for Yes”
  • Episode 118: “Desk Jockeys, Part I”
  • Episode 119: “Desk Jockeys, Part II”
  • Episode 120: “Big Bad Bugs”
  • Episode 121: “Nobody Expects the Ferengi Acquisition!”
  • Episode 122: “Just Kidding”
  • Episode 123: “Cold Shoulder, Part I”
  • Episode 124: “Cold Shoulder, Part II”
  • Episode 125: “Cold Shoulder, Part III”
  • Episode 126: “Flipside, Part I”
  • Episode 127: “Flipside, Part II”
  • Episode 128: “Recap V: [Subtitle Censored by Section 31]”
  • Episode 129: “Hitting the Road, Part I”
  • Episode 130: “Hitting the Road, Part II”
  • Episode 131: “Absolute Power”
  • Episode 132: “How the Mighty Have Fallen”
  • Episode 133: “Stuck in the Middle of Nowhere with You”
  • Episode 134: “Home Again (Again)”
  • Episode 135: “Not-So-Average Joe”
  • Episode 136: “Muddslide”
  • Episode 137: “A Renaissance of Parody”
  • Episode 138: “The Stupidity Syndrome”
  • Episode 139: “Opposites Attack”
  • Episode 140: “Tuckered Out, Part I”
  • Episode 141: “Tuckered Out, Part II”
  • Episode 142: “Large and In Charge, Part I”
  • Episode 143: “Large and In Charge, Part II”
  • Episode 144: “Dead Horse”
  • Episode 145: “Revenge of the Singh”
  • Episode 146: “Gary 007”
  • Episode 147: “Another Cheap Crossover”

• Introduction to The Celestial Parodies

  • Celestial: The Prequel Story
  • Episode 1: “The No Motion Picture”
  • Episode 2: “Inspections for Dummies”
  • Episode 3: “Campaign Calamity”
  • Episode 4: “Night of the NoNames”
  • Episode 5: “A Half-Assed Attempt at Rebellion”
  • Episode 6: “Storm Back: Part I”
  • Episode 7: “Storm Back: Part II”
  • Episode 8: “Dawn of the Speds”
  • Episode 9: “The Day All Hell Broke Loose”
  • Episode 10: “Death, Pain, and Lost Data”
  • Episode 11: “The Search For Spot”
  • Episode 12: “The Bitter Aftertaste of Victory”
  • Episode 13: “A Christmas Peril”
  • Episode 14: “Where No One Has Bothered To Go Before”
  • Episode 15: “Mirror, Mirror, On The Wall, Who’s The Dumbest One Of All?”
  • Episode 16: “Imbroglio”
  • Episode 17: “Weekend of Fun”
  • Episode 18: “Incompetant Regress”
  • Episode 19: “Tripping Over Loose Ends”
  • Episode 20: “What You Forget to Leave Behind”
  • Episode 21: “Interspatial War Games”
  • Episode 22: “The Boredom of Things”
  • Episode 23: “Rising Fuel Prices”
  • Episode 24: “Sore Leave”
  • Episode 25: “The Sky Is Falling, You Idiots!”
  • Episode 26: “Because The Book Says So”
  • Episode 27: “Side-Effects Include Hallucinations”
  • Episode 28: “Down Time”
  • Episode 29: “Resident Idiocy”
  • Episode 30: “Dude, Where’s My Starship?”
  • Episode 31: “Rapid Descent, Part I”
  • Episode 32: “Rapid Descent, Part II”
  • Episode 33: “The Fast and the Furry”
  • Episode 34: “Over the Ion Storm”
  • Episode 35: “Improper Tense”
  • Episode 36: “FUBARed”
  • Episode 37: “Revelations”
  • Episode 38: “Degraded”
  • Episode 39: “Tool of the Prophets, Part I”
  • Episode 40: “Tool of the Prophets, Part II”
  • The Solaris Chronicles: “More Ways to Skin a Cat, Part I”
  • The Solaris Chronicles: “More Ways to Skin a Cat, Part II”
  • The Solaris Chronicles: “More Ways to Skin a Cat, Part III”
  • Episode 41: “Aftermath, During Biology”
  • Episode 42: “Uninvited Guests”
  • Episode 43: “Whose Console Is It, Anyway?”
  • Episode 44: “Cause and Suspect”
  • Episode 45: “Broken Lantern”
  • Episode 46: “Honour and Incompetence”
  • Episode 47: “An Incompetent Truth”
  • Episode 48: “The Imperfect Storm, Part I”
  • Episode 49: “The Imperfect Storm, Part II”
  • Episode 50: “Double Retardre”
  • Episode 51: “The Cat Came Back (Again)”
  • Episode 52: “New Year’s Desolations”
  • Episode 53: “Past Imperfect”
  • Episode 54: “Let Slip the Cats of War”
  • Episode 55: “Trespassers Will Be Shot”
  • Episode 56: “Quadrant of the Cybernetic Dead”
  • Episode 57: “A Spectrograph of Heresy”
  • Episode 58: “Exponential Entropy”
  • Episode 59: “AI: Artificial Incompetence”
  • Episode 60: “Dark Art, Part I”
  • Episode 61: “Dark Art, Part II”
  • Episode 62: “Contents Not as Described”
  • Episode 63: “The Bad Side of Town”
  • Episode 64: “Teh Othr Kitteh”
  • Episode 65: “C²”
  • Episode 66: “Even More Ways to Skin a Cat”
  • Episode 67: “The Guardian of Never”
  • Episode 68: “Wavefront”
  • Episode 69: “The Axle of Evil”
  • Episode 70: “Game Over (Insert One Token to Continue)”

• Introduction to The Adventures of Berman and Braga

  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 1: “Two Producers, One Destiny”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 2: “The Plot Thickens”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 3: “The Broken Bow Incident”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 4: “The Wrath of Berman”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 5: “Beltran’s Revenge”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 6: “Roddenberry Arrives at Paramount”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 7: “A New Hope”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 8: “Berman Takes Los Angeles”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 9: “Insurrection!”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 10: “Berman’s Bad Day”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 11: “We Love to See You Smile”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 12: “The Menace That Is Also A Phantom”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 13: “Shatner’s Can of Whoopass”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 14: “Berman’s Folly”
  • Star Trek: Generations II, Chapter 15: “Endgame: The Final Battle”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Prologue: “The Delta Quadrant Incident”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 1: “A Situation in the Alpha Quadrant”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 2: “Attack of the Morons”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 3: “Braga’s New Friend”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 4: “Biller’s Kewl Idea”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 5: “The Emperor’s New Groove”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 6: “The Undestructable Starship”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 7: “The Flanneled Menace”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 8: “The Enterprise Incident”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 9: “George Lucas Goes To Coruscant”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 10: “A Problem on Coruscant”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 11: “Escape From the Brig”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 12: “Braga’s New Toy”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 13: “Voyager’s Voyage Home”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 14: “All Bad Things...”
  • Berman and Braga Return, Chapter 15: “Endgame: What You Leave Ahead”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 1: “Berman’s New Scheme”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 2: “The Quickening”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 3: “Berman and Braga Strike Back”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 4: “Goldsman’s Revenge”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 5: “Berman’s Backup Plan”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 6: “The Call of the Dumbasses”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 7: “Joyride on the Highway to Hell”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 8: “Midgame - The Halftime Show”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 9: “Two Bermans, One Destiny”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 10: “The Final Dimension”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 11: “Peters and Goldsman’s Sinister Plot”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 12: “Escape from the Looney Bin”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 13: “The Battle Begins”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 14: “To Whom the Console Explodes”
  • Berman and Braga Strike Back, Chapter 15: “Endgame”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 1: “The New Movie”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 2: “Armageddon... The Sequel”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 3: “The Story Meeting”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 4: “George Luca$ Meets Rick Berman”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 5: “A Revelation is Revealed”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 6: “The Wrath of Temporal Vortex”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 7: “Berman’s Creek”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 8: “The Wrath of Mr. Mathers”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 9: “Back to the Future”
  • Berman and Braga Unemployed, Chapter 10: “Endgame - The Ultimate Showdown”
  • Berman and Braga Reloaded, Episode I: “A New Hope”
  • Berman and Braga Reloaded, Episode II: “Paramount Strikes Back”
  • The Berman and Braga Halloween Special
  • A Rick Berman Christmas Carol
  • A Very Special “Crossing Over with John Edward”
  • The Enterprise Meets the Borg
  • Braga’s Kewl Story Pitch: A Short Story
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  • The Press Conference (Part 2)

• Introduction to The Trek Coronary

  • Chapter 1: “Balance of Timing”
  • Chapter 2: “Shagging on the Mind”
  • Chapter 3: “Space Shag”
  • Chapter 4: “Journey to Babe Hell”
  • Chapter 5: “Mirror, Mirror, On the Wall...”
  • Chapter 6: “Wolves in the Folds of Fat”
  • Chapter 7: “A Simple Glass of Water”
• Star Trek V: The Funny Frontier
• Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Parody
• Star Trek: Degenerations
• Star Trek: Full Contact
• Star Trek: Insur-wreck-sion
• The Light Bulb Series: “Who Shall Bring Us Light?” (TOS)
• The Light Bulb Series: “The Change” (TNG)
• The Light Bulb Series: “Beacon of Hope” (DS9)
• The Light Bulb Series: “Illumination” (VGR)
• The Light Bulb Series: “Radiant Orb” (ENT)
• The Enterprise Coronary, Episode 1: “Broken Corn”
• The Enterprise Coronary, Episode 2: “The Flight is Right”
• The Weakest Link: The Voyager Edition
• The Weakest Link: The Trek Villains Edition
• The Weakest Link: The Trek Women Edition
• The Weakest Link: The Trek Children Edition
• The Weakest Link: The Vulcan Edition
• The Weakest Link: The Trek Captains Edition
• Voyager: Survivor, Episode 1
• Voyager: Survivor, Episode 2
• What if Data were Microsoft (In)compatible?
• Star Trek Meets The Roadrunner
• The Borg vs. Bill Gates
• How to Build Your Own Transporter
• What if Dr. Seuss Wrote for The Next Generation?
• Star Trek: The Next Generation Meets The Muppets
• 47 Things That Never Happen on Star Trek
• Create Your Own Star Trek Plot
• A List of Doctorisms
• The City on the Edge of Spock’s Brain
• The Star Trek Writer’s Construction Kit
• Who’s the First?
• The Day the Ensign Died
• The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Borg
• 25 Ways to Ruin Voyager’s Seventh Season
• Star Trek Episode Guide
• Where No Beagle Has Gone Before...
• The Big Bird of Prey
• Larson-Style Cartoon
• Just Where Did They Keep All Those Shuttles?
• “Ode to the Antares Class”
• Seven of Nine Tells a Bedtime Story
• The Naked Later
• A Star Trek Convention Schedule
• Star Trek Meets Windows 95
• Alien: The Next Generation
• The DS9 Monologues
• Upcoming Episodes of Enterprise
• The Prisoner
• Unimatrix Zero: The Aftermath
• Klingon Forehead Ridges: The Real Story
• If Microsoft Made Software for Starfleet...
• Submissions to You Can’t Do That on Star Trek!
• Engineering Specifications
• Why Star Wars is better than Titanic
• Revised Scene from The Empire Strikes Back
• How to Give a Cat a Pill
• Rules for Stray Cats
• What If People Bought Cars Like They Buy Computers?
• “Abort, Retry, Ignore?”
• Things to Do if You’re an Evil Overlord
• Star Trek Minutiae’s April Fools Day 2001 Prank
• Star Trek Minutiae’s Bizarre Search Terms
• The Gender of Computers
• Eliza the Automated Psychoanalyst
• Dr. Seuss Explains Why Computers Crash
• Dimensional Warp Generator Needed

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• Sci-Fi Starship Size Comparison Chart

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• Star Trek: Renaissance, The Archival Edition

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    • Section 1.0: Introduction to the USS Enterprise
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    • Section 5.0: Auxiliary Spacecraft Systems
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