A List of Doctorisms

Doctorisms
Quote	Speaker	Episode
“What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The Corbomite Maneuver” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a flesh peddler.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“Return of the Archons” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The Devil in the Dark” [TOS]
“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The City on the Edge of Forever” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a scientist.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“Metamorphosis” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a physicist.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“Metamorphosis” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not an escalator.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“Friday’s Child” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The Doomsday Machine” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“Mirror, Mirror” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a magician.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The Deadly Years” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The Empath” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.”	Doctor Leonard McCoy	“The Empath” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a doorstop.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Star Trek: First Contact”
“I’m a doctor, not a botanist.”	Doctor Julian Bashir	“The Wire” [DS9]
“I’m a doctor, not an historian.”	Doctor Julian Bashir	“Trials and Tribble-ations” [DS9]
“I’m a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Phage” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a bartender.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Twisted” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a voyeur.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Parturition” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a performer.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Investigations” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Basics, Part II” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a database.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Future’s End, Part II” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a commando!”	Emergency Medical Hologram, Mk. II	“Message in a Bottle” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a peeping tom.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Drone” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a battery.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Gravity” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a dragon slayer.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Bliss” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a zookeeper.”	Emergency Medical Hologram	“Life Line” [VGR]