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A List of Doctorisms

Doctorisms
Quote Speaker Episode
“What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The Corbomite Maneuver” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a flesh peddler.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “Return of the Archons” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The Devil in the Dark” [TOS]
“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The City on the Edge of Forever” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a scientist.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “Metamorphosis” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a physicist.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “Metamorphosis” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not an escalator.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “Friday’s Child” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The Doomsday Machine” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “Mirror, Mirror” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a magician.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The Deadly Years” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The Empath” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” Doctor Leonard McCoy “The Empath” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a doorstop.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Star Trek: First Contact”
“I’m a doctor, not a botanist.” Doctor Julian Bashir “The Wire” [DS9]
“I’m a doctor, not an historian.” Doctor Julian Bashir “Trials and Tribble-ations” [DS9]
“I’m a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Phage” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a bartender.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Twisted” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a voyeur.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Parturition” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a performer.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Investigations” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Basics, Part II” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a database.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Future’s End, Part II” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a commando!” Emergency Medical Hologram, Mk. II “Message in a Bottle” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a peeping tom.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Drone” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a battery.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Gravity” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a dragon slayer.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Bliss” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a zookeeper.” Emergency Medical Hologram “Life Line” [VGR]
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