A List of Doctorisms

Doctor Leonard McCoy

“What am I, a doctor or a moon shuttle conductor?” — “The Corbomite Maneuver” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a flesh peddler.” — “Return of the Archons” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a bricklayer!” — “The Devil in the Dark” [TOS]
“I’m a surgeon, not a psychiatrist.” — “The City on the Edge of Forever” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a scientist.” — “Metamorphosis” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a physicist.” — “Metamorphosis” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not an escalator.” — “Friday’s Child” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” — “The Doomsday Machine” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not an engineer.” — “Mirror, Mirror” [TOS]
“I’m not a magician, Spock, just an old country doctor.” — “The Deadly Years” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a coal miner.” — “The Empath” [TOS]
“I’m a doctor, not a mechanic.” — “The Empath” [TOS]
“Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a physicist!” — Star Trek
“Damn it, man, I'm a doctor, not a torpedo technician!” — Star Trek Into Darkness

“I’m a doctor, Mister Neelix, not a decorator.” — “Phage” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a bartender.” — “Twisted” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a voyeur.” — “Parturition” [VGR]
“I shouldn’t have to remind you: I’m a doctor, [not an engineer].” — “Prototype” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a performer.” — “Investigations” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a counterinsurgent.” — “Basics, Part II” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a database.” — “Future’s End, Part II” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a peeping tom.” — “Drone” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a battery.” — “Gravity” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a dragon slayer.” — “Bliss” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a zookeeper.” — “Life Line” [VGR]
“I’m a doctor, not a doorstop.” — Star Trek: First Contact

“I’m a doctor, not a commando!” — Emergency Medical Hologram Mk. II, “Message in a Bottle” [VGR]
“I’m a physician, not an engineer.” — Phlox, “Doctor’s Orders” [ENT]