Dan’s Assorted Star Trek Memes

Over the years, I’ve made a few jokes to share with my friends on chat and on Twitter...

Screenshot from Star Trek III: Vulcan priestess T'Lar performs a double mind meld, with the caption “Data Transfers: They don't work this way.”
Once upon a time, moving stuff from one phone to another wasn’t as easy as it is today...
Mayweather from Enterprise (described as a “Space Boomer”) has a serious face, with the caption “Go ahead, say ‘OK Boomer’ one more time...”
Mayweather, the forgotten Boomer...
Osyraa from Star Trek: Discovery says ”I'll get you, my pretty... and your little cat, too!”
Cheap shots are still funny.
Four-panel meme with screenshots from DS9 “When It Rains...”: Panel 1: Dukat says “My evil companion refuses to share her secrets with me. I steal her book of dark magic and read it while she's asleep.” Panel 2: Gary Gygax says “Roll an intelligence check to see if you can decipher the text.” Panel 3: A red D20 die showing a “1”. Panel 4: Red energy bolts zap Dukat's eyes, blinding him.
This was inspired by the Mission Log discussion of the episode.
A picture of Oh from the movie “Home”, dressed in a Starfleet uniform from Star Trek: Picard.
Somehow I think this Commodore Oh would be friendlier... (If you get it, you get it.)
Four panel meme with screenshots from TNG “Gambit, Part II”. Beverly Crusher says “Wait a minute, I know you! You're James Worthy. You play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers.” Koral, a very tall Klingon (played by James Worthy) just stepped out of his shuttlecraft and replies, “I'm sorry, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Koral. I'm the Klingon pilot.” Crusher says ”I think you're the greatest, but my captain says you don't work hard enough on defense. And he says that lots of times, you don't even run down the court. And that you don't really try, except during the playoffs.” Koral angrily replies, ”The hell I don’t!”
“You’re needed on the bridge, sir.“ “The bridge? What is it?” “It’s the round room at the top of the ship where the captain sits, but that’s not important right now.”
Screenshot of Quark tiredly staring at a large screen of financial information in unintelligible Ferengi script. Caption: “This screen of gibberish makes more sense than the whole GameStop thing!”
Quark may be a financial genius, but even he can’t make sense of the convoluted GameStop stock craze!
Inset headline from the Washington Post: “Greta Thunberg says world leaders' talk on climate change is ‘blah blah blah’. Screen capture of Captain Kirk scolding the kids in “Miri”, saying “No ‘blah blah blah’!”
I kinda hate myself for making this one, but it fits too perfectly.
Five screenshots: Kor from the Original Series “Errand of Mercy”, a Klingon captain from The Motion Picture, Gowron and Worf from The Next Generation, a Klingon with gold rings in his ridges from Star Trek Into Darkness, and L'Rell from the first season of Discovery. In the sixth panel, Bashir incredulously asks, “THOSE are Klingons?!”
Yes, the Klingons have a fine tradition of changing their makeup. Deal with it.
Every time I see the Apple Watch notification that says “Time to Stand!”, I think of the DS9 episode “A Time to Stand”.
You can’t un-see this. 😉
Why are the most popular “Star Trek” episodes all about the entire timeline going horribly wrong? “City on the Edge of Forever“: Nazis win WWII; “Yesterday’s Enterprise”: Riker killed horribly; “The Visitor”: Jake Sisko sacrifies his life; “Year of Hell”: Voyager effectively destroyed; “Twilight”: Earth completely destroyed.
Seriously, show me one alternate timeline that’s better than the primary one!
Scotty in “Relics” asks to see the bridge of the Enterprise, “No bloody A, B, C, or D!” — in the second panel, he walks into the Discovery/Strange New Worlds Enterprise bridge and exclaims, ”What in da blazes?!”
I’m definitely enjoying Strange New Worlds, but this is too funny to pass up.