Fill in the blanks:
The Starship Enterprise
The Crew of Starbase 19
The Crew of the USS Kirk
The crew of the Enterprise
Captain Picard
William Riker
Data
Deanna Troi
Beverly Crusher
Wesley Crusher
Worf
Geordi LaForge
Guinan
Tasha Yar
Dr. Pulaski
Ensign Ro
Lt. Barclay
Nurse Ogawa
Miles O’Brien
Keiko O’Brien
Molly O’Brien
Alexander
Spot
Deep Space Nine
The crew of Deep Space Nine
Commander/Captain Sisko
Jake Sisko
Kira Nerys
Julian Bashir
Jadzia Dax
Constable Odo
Quark
Rom
Nog
Garak
Morn
The Starship Voyager
The crew of the Voyager
Captain Janeway
Chatokay
Tom Paris
Tuvok
Harry Kim
B’Elanna Torres
The Doctor
Kes
Seven of Nine
Neelix
Captain Archer
Subcommander T’Pol
Trip Tucker
Malcolm Reed
Dr. Phlox
Hoshi Sato
Travis Mayweather
A Starship
A Starbase
,
while
on routine patrol
on duty
travelling via shuttlecraft/runabout
en route to Starbase 87
en route to the Alpha Quadrant
investigating an unexplored planet
opening diplomatic relations
observing an impending supernova
observing the wormhole
exploring the Gamma Quadrant
repairing a sensor array
on a rescue mission
transporting diplomats
floating through space
visiting his/her family home
enjoying shore leave on Risa
relaxing in Ten Forward
sharing a drink in Quark’s bar
enduring Neelix’s cooking
communing with his/her animal guide
endulging in a holodeck fantasy
drinking Earl Grey tea/prune juice
playing poker/darts/pool/racquetball
playing the trombone
tap dancing
performing one of Beverly’s plays
wishing for humanity
sleeping peacefully
on the verge of insurrection
taking the cheese to sickbay
attempting to look busy
,
is attacked by
is invaded by
is captured by
is possessed by
is disabled by
is affected by
is recruited by
is contacted by
falls in love with
is propositioned by
is seduced by
is impregnated by
is transported into
disappears into
gets lost in
leaves Starfleet for
is declared an outcast by
is implanted with
is trapped with
is reunited with
is called into duty with
recalls a past incident with
has a fantasy about
time travels and meets
a Romulan Bird of Prey
the Klingon High Council
a group of renegade Borg
a mercenary Ferengi
the Obsidian Order/Tal Shiar
Jem’Hadar warriors
shapeshifting Changelings
organ-stealing Vidiians
a Kazon sect
the Grand Nagus
Lursa and B’Etor
a scheming Seska
the cunning Lore
a Betazoid empath
Bajoran rebels
Maquis raiders
his/her own people
the all-powerful Q
one of the original NCC-1701 crew
a character played by Denise Crosby
20th Century humans
parasitic aliens
tribbles
the Suliban
a parallel universe
a time distortion
a mysterious probe
an energy anomaly
a space-borne organism
the 20th Century
a transporter accident
an unexplained illness
an exotic culture
strange delusions
someone else’s memories
the ship’s computer
a holodeck fantasy
an upstart officer
a Starfleet bureaucrat
a Vulcan emissary
a Trill symbiont
some bumpy-headed babe/hunk
his/her sibling
his/her parent(s)
the “Skin of Evil”
Lwaxana Troi
the Traveler
Morn
Wesley and/or Alexander
Neelix
himself
herself
.
Picard
Riker
Data
Troi
Dr. Crusher
Wesley
Worf
LaForge
Guinan
Tasha
Pulaski
Ro
Barclay
Ogawa
O’Brien
Keiko
Molly
Alexander
Lwaxana
Q
the Traveler
Spock
Scotty
Spot
Sisko
Jake
Kira
Dr. Bashir
Dax
Odo
Quark
Rom
Nog
Garak
Morn
Janeway
Chatokay
Paris
Tuvok
Kim
B’Elanna
The Doctor
Kes
Seven
Neelix
Seska
Archer
T’Pol
Trip
Malcolm
Phlox
Hoshi
Travis
A Starship
A Starbase
fires
launches
converts
transforms
rerouts
injects
transports
warps
pilots
bounces
throws
runs
empties
talks
diverts
tricks
seduces
sings
a phaser
a photon torpedo
the warp engines
the transporter
the replicator
the deflector shields
the ship’s computer
the ship’s sensors
the main deflector array
the holodeck
a shuttlecraft/runabout
a tricorder
a communicator badge
Data’s neural net
Geordi’s visor
Spock’s brain
Neelix’s lungs
Neelix’s cooking
tribbles
a hastily-derived cure
DNA strands
imaginary sub-atomic particles
the Prime Directive
a drinking song
a Klingon opera
the Ferengi Rules of Acquisition
gold-press latinum
a bottle of Saurian Brandy
Lwaxana Troi
Wesley and/or Alexander
Neelix
it/her/him/them
into
a spatial disruption
a sonic pulse
a particle accelerator
a tachyon stream
a baryon field coil compensator
a quantum energy emitter
a matter-antimatter overload
a pattern buffer
the ship’s communication system
a Jefferies tube
a parallel universe
a time distortion
an energy anomaly
a space-borne organism
the 20th Century
animated suspension
suspended animation
the Q Continuum
a sun’s corona
a planet’s ionosphere
the airless cold of deep space
a logical implausibility
self-destruction
leaving Starfleet
giving up
breaking up
disrobing
having a baby
doing it again
Morn
Wesley and/or Alexander
Neelix
it/her/him/them
,
thereby reaffirming that
all life forms
Humans
Klingons
Romulans
the Borg
Ferengi
Cardassians
Bajorans
Jem’Hadar
Changelings
Vidiians
Kazons
the Maquis
snooty omnipotent beings
our heroes
men and women both
differently-abled persons
future technologies
different ideologies
24th Century values
20th Century values
Starfleet bureaucrats
bumpy-headed aliens
space babes/hunks
Trekkies
Trekkers
Babylon 5 fans
Star Trek producers
Star Trek writers
Wesley and/or Alexander
Neelix’ humorous caperings
are precious
are worthy of respect
deserve another chance
are deep and meaningful
are the pride of the fleet
are superior
are dangerous
are “bad”
are short-lived
have yet to evolve
are a nuisance
are “goofy”
will never learn
will believe anything
have better things to do
are “hot”
can’t get enough
are an accident waiting to happen
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